“And off course the bombs and the rockets and the bullets are all shaped like dicks. It is a subconscious need to project the penis into other peoples’ affairs. It is called FUCKING WITH PEOPLE!” — George Carlin
In CASINO ROYALE, James Bond is the Bond girl. Look at the way they even show him emerging from the ocean like Ursula Andress. Sexual torture, too, if less creepy-glam than being stripped and painted gold. Vesper Lynd is Bond: never not in control, never without a plan, seducing to further her goals. She has to die so Bond can become her.
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“Black pants, white shirt, black vest, and a toy gun make for an easy and simple Han Solo, but this is also a pretty hackneyed Halloween costume. Spice things up by carrying around a Yorkshire terrier all night, calling it “Normal-Sized Chewbacca.” You are now Giant Han Solo.” — Frugal Krueger, Eric Feezell
“I hear the voices, and I read the front page, and I know the speculation. But I’m the decider, and I decide what is best”
“We inhabit a few meter thick layer at the solid-gas interface of a 6500 km radius sphere of rock and iron. Go up or down a few meters and you’ll die. Go to the solid-liquid or gas-liquid interface and you’ll die. Go to the solid, go to the liquid or go to the gas and you’ll die.” — Ilmari Heikkinen
“You all have secrets. But the net knows them all. It holds the gaps in the graph of all your interpersonal transactions — and can therefore discern the shape of the shadows that fit the implied spaces.” — Rule 34 is delivered
“the powers that be have been very busy lately”