I Have A Thing

June 21, 2011 at 8:00am
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And off course the bombs and the rockets and the bullets are all shaped like dicks. It is a subconscious need to project the penis into other peoples’ affairs. It is called FUCKING WITH PEOPLE!

— George Carlin

February 8, 2011 at 11:40pm
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In CASINO ROYALE, James Bond is the Bond girl. Look at the way they even show him emerging from the ocean like Ursula Andress. Sexual torture, too, if less creepy-glam than being stripped and painted gold. Vesper Lynd is Bond: never not in control, never without a plan, seducing to further her goals. She has to die so Bond can become her.

October 6, 2010 at 4:47pm
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Black pants, white shirt, black vest, and a toy gun make for an easy and simple Han Solo, but this is also a pretty hackneyed Halloween costume. Spice things up by carrying around a Yorkshire terrier all night, calling it “Normal-Sized Chewbacca.” You are now Giant Han Solo.

— Frugal Krueger, Eric Feezell

September 26, 2010 at 1:50am
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September 18, 2010 at 9:49pm
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September 5, 2010 at 7:11pm
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I hear the voices, and I read the front page, and I know the speculation. But I’m the decider, and I decide what is best

August 28, 2010 at 8:16pm
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You Can Block Any Facebook User Except Mark Zuckerberg

August 23, 2010 at 9:26pm
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We inhabit a few meter thick layer at the solid-gas interface of a 6500 km radius sphere of rock and iron. Go up or down a few meters and you’ll die. Go to the solid-liquid or gas-liquid interface and you’ll die. Go to the solid, go to the liquid or go to the gas and you’ll die.

— Ilmari Heikkinen

August 11, 2010 at 1:22pm
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You all have secrets. But the net knows them all. It holds the gaps in the graph of all your interpersonal transactions — and can therefore discern the shape of the shadows that fit the implied spaces.

— Rule 34 is delivered

August 2, 2010 at 4:51pm
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the powers that be have been very busy lately